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Originally Posted by TheMasterShooterForBilliards   Hello.
My Name Is Royal James Brewster, The True Worlds Greatest Master Shooter For Billiards, Ever Since The Age Of 15 In A Half Years Old, In The Summer Of 1987, In The State Of Ohio. By Playing Against Michael Duffry, The True Worlds Greatest Master Shooter For Billiards, For 9 Days Straight and I Won Every Step Of The Way. Michael Duffry Gave Me $30.000.00 In Cash, A Verbal Statement, "Congratulations!!!, You Are The New True Worlds Greatest Master Shooter For Billiards Now!!!, and Michael Duffry Offered Me Sponsorship To Play On The Pro. Circuit. I Could Not Take His Offer For Sponsorship At The Time, Life Came Along, and Hard, It Has Been A Long Road. Now Days I Am 100% Disabled. The Journey Is Not Over, I Am Here Still Pressing Forward With Life. Mission/Vision: It Is My True Intentions To Be Inspiring and A Roll Model To The Less Fortunate People, and To All Walks Of Life, By Shooting Pool. I Believe I Can Do This, By Having Excellent Support From Companies, and/or/Organizations, and/or/ Other Excellent People, Along With Having Fun and Enjoying The Sport With All The Great Things That This Will Bring To All Walks Of Life. If I Can Touch A Lot Of Peoples Lives, By Being Inspiring, and A Roll Model, Like I Am In Life, Through These Events, It Would Be Really Worth It To Me, and I Know I Did Not Wast My Time, or My Talents, There Is Not A Price You Can Put On That Kind Of Satisfaction, Along With A Smile On Their Faces and With Excitement, From All Walks Of Life, For Many Years To Come. I Have Been Working Really Hard To Get Sponsored For The Pro. Tours, and I Am Still Working On That, and If Anybody Would Like To Sponsor Me For The Pro. Tours, You Can E-Mail Me At Any Of These 3 E-Mail Addresses, and Does Anybody Know When The International Pool Tour Begins Again? I Could Use Some Help With Any Information.
Thank You For Your Time, and Thank You For Your Help.
You Can E-Mail Me At: the_master_shooter_royal_James_brewster@hotmail.co m master_shooter_for_billiards@yahoo.com mastershooter1@iwon.com
Any Of These E-Mails Will Work.
Thank You Again.
From: The Master Shooter Royal James Brewster. |
Is this for real? Who writes in first letter all cpas and who is James Brewster? I really thought this post was a joke. No offense intended if it is for real though.